You can pick him up at *almost* any gas station's convenient store, and he doesn't expire until 2011.
But what, you may ask, makes this product so amazing? It looks like just your ordinary red and white tin can. Just your ordinary loudly labeled circular box. Just your ordinary...NOTHING. Stop your "Just your ordinary"s right now! Nothing about this box of Scho-ka-kola is ordinary!
That's because...it's 100g of
the world's best dark-chocolate and coffee mix. Only 4 small slices of this masterpiece, and you'll have consumed as much caffeine as a strong espresso!You will be bouncing off the walls!
After a week and a half of being on this stuff, I can say from experience: "It's the best source of energy in the world! Better than sleeping!" (Caution: I am not a certified nutritionist)
If my words of truth and wisdom haven't convinced you that this is the product of gods, the back of the container will!
Rückseite der Dose: "EINE WOHLSCHMECKENDE SPEZIALITAET FUER ALLE, DIE VIEL LEISTEN MUESSEN."
Back of the can: "A DELICIOUS SPECIALTY FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO ACCOMPLISH MORE."
YES. I do want to accomplish more. This can can read my mind.
Now for a less caffeinated post...
Last weekend me and the host family (and friends) ate onion cake in the basement. It was a rad looking basement. The onion cake tasted pretty good. The basement, however, was very cold. I was wearing two sweatshirts. As a result of wearing two sweatshirts, I look big in the picture that was taken. Please ignore the girl in the orange hat--I don't know how she got in that picture...
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